R is for Romance?

Here's the thing: I like yaoi, I like Hellsing. But I can never mix the two in my head because the characters would be so busy trying to kill each other that they'd never ever get it on. That's just how life is sometimes.

It's big because I wanted it to all be readable. Drawn on the flight home to Ft Lauderdale, fetching some very strange looks from fellow passengers. X3;;;